Happy Halloween! – Halloween Q&A 2016

Happy Halloween! – Halloween Q&A 2016

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Q: Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
A: They’re afraid of flying off the handle!

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetite!

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream

Q: What’s a monster’s favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo

Q: What’s a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist

Q: How can you tell when you’re in bed with Count Dracula?
A: He has a big D on his pajamas

Q: What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
A: Grandma monster

Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack

Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos

Q: Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They’re good at keeping things under wraps

Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties

Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf

Q: What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts

Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula

Q: What do you call a person who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer

Q: Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A: Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&Ms

Q: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!

Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What do you get when you reach out to touch a ghost?
A: A handful of “sheet”

 

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